THE ROAST BOOK
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Describe your friend. AI writes the roasts and creates hilarious illustrations. Swipe through real examples to see what's possible.

Things They Would Never Say

The humor that makes roast books unforgettable

Einstein saying "Math? I just guess."

“Math? I just guess.”

- Einstein

Napoleon saying "Small goals, small life."

“Small goals, small life.”

- Napoleon

Bruce Lee saying "I'd rather just talk it out."

“I'd rather just talk it out.”

- Bruce Lee

Marilyn Monroe saying "Let me just blend in."

“Let me just blend in.”

- Marilyn Monroe

Now imagine this, but with YOUR friends

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Friends

Things Tyler Would Never Say

The ultimate friend roast!

Family

Things Lauren Would Never Say

Perfect for the whole family!

Coworker

Things Emma Would Never Say

Perfect for office gifts!

Perfect For Any Occasion

The gift that steals the show

  • Birthdays

    The gift that makes them laugh-cry

  • Weddings

    Roast the bride or groom in style

  • Retirements

    Send them off with a bang

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Create a one-of-a-kind gift in under 5 minutes. Upload a photo, describe their quirks, and watch the magic happen.