Describe their personality
Enter their name and describe their quirks, obsessions, and inside jokes. The more specific, the funnier.
60 secThe Roast Book
🔥 Things Your Friend Would Never Say
Turn your friend into the joke. Tell us a few things about them, and we'll turn their habits, obsessions, and questionable life choices into a personalized Roast Movie + Roast Book.
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3 simple steps
From “I have an idea” to them crying laughing
Pick your favorite roasts
AI writes 8 personalized "Things [Name] Would Never Say" quotes. Edit or regenerate any you want.
30 secUpload their photo
One clear photo is all we need. AI places them in hilarious illustrated scenes matching each quote.
30 sec
Perfect for every occasion
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Frequently Asked Questions About The Roast Book
- What is The Roast Book?
- A personalized comedy gift: an illustrated book of things your friend would never say, plus a short Roast Movie made from their roasts.
- How does The Roast Book work?
- Describe their quirks, choose your roasts, and upload a photo. Preview three illustrated pages free. After purchase, we finish your book, then make your movie. You can leave and return later.
- What occasions is The Roast Book good for?
- The Roast Book is perfect for birthdays, weddings, farewell parties, bachelor and bachelorette parties, graduations, holidays, retirement celebrations, or any time you want to make a friend laugh. It is especially popular as a funny birthday gift and a personalized farewell gift for coworkers.
- How much does The Roast Book cost?
- $9.99 once includes the complete personalized Roast Book and Roast Movie. No subscription.
- Is The Roast Book mean or offensive?
- Not at all. The humor is based on "comedy through contradiction" - imagining things your friend would never say based on their actual personality. It is affectionate and playful, not cruel. Think of it as an inside joke turned into a beautifully illustrated gift book.
- How do I share The Roast Book with my friend?
- Send your gift link by text, email or your favorite messaging app. They can read the book and watch the movie when it is ready. No app download needed.